Wonkette

URGENT: Can someone help us make sense of this release from Rep. Tom Price’s office?

This is what we’ve got so far:* Boy how things have changed!
* Things are exactly the same.
* Some things were popular in 1993. Different things are popular now.
* The Democrats are resposible for Home Improvement and American Idol
* Tom Price refuses to recognize the nation’s true number one track, “This Is Why I’m Hot.”

[Via Shenanigans]