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Bush is really scared, because all he wants to do is go home to Crawford or Paraguay and try to drink away the miserable memories. But if Kerry’s making threats, then it’s all but guaranteed that Bush will be president until Jenna takes over in 2028, just as SUPER SURGE ‘27 is winding down.

Senate’s Bold Proposal for Iraq: Sugar Beets and Rural Schools — in the U.S. [Washington Post]