Your Monthly Unsubstantiated Republican Outing

Still recovering from last night’s Radio/TV dinner? Nothin’ can lift the morning haze faster than a cup of strong coffee and a fantastically gross rumor — like imagining Mitch McConnell making sweaty, passionate love to lithe young soldiers.

If you can just sneak those rumors into otherwise unrelated items — say, a discussion of an ad criticizing his support for the war — it’s even more effective at jolting your audience awake. Here’s how it’s done, courtesy some blog we’ve never heard of:

The spot, which makes no allusions to McConnell’s sexual status or the fact that he was kicked out of the military for molesting young soldiers, primarily show him making false statements on the Senate floor about progress in Iraq.

Wait wait wait back up — doing what to who??? Jeez, Gaypril came early this year.

My Old Kentucky Homo [BlogActive (natch)]
PROGRESSIVES WILL NOT USE McCONNELL’S HYPOCRITICAL ANTI-GAY STANCE WHILE HE’S IN THE CLOSET AGAINST HIM IN ATTACK ADS [DownWithTyranny!]