Gossip Roundup: Taco Salad Days
*Heard on the Hill: Sam Farr'soffices mascot needs a name. It's a platypus...Bushis giving the commencement address at a school inMurtha'sdistrict. They will fight... House Taco Salad Wednesday controversy continues. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Adrian Fentycan't stop running marathons. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Mike LovewantsJames Inhofeto be nicer toAl Gore, stop writing such pretentious songs... People are sarcastically vandalizingLouie Gohmert'swikipedia page! ...Bill Frist, douche, went into Cosi, grabbed free bread, left. [ Examiner ]
*Shenanigans: Look at a list of the ten "sexiest bachelors in Washington" and get depressed... Look at some new MySpace thing for political people and get depressed...Yvette D. ClarkehatesBob Hope. [ Politico ]
*The Sleuth: John Kerryobsessively checking his Amazon rank... People keep trying to make us care aboutFred Thompson. [ WP ]