Wonkette

* Teenbeat’s +/- at the Rock & Roll Hotel with Bishop Allen and Say Hi To Your Mom. $12 at 8:30PM. [R&R Hotel]
* Film adaptation of Alice Munro’s novel The Bear Came over the Mountain at the Smithsonian. Director Sarah Polley and actor Gordon Pinsent will be present to discuss the film following the screening. $13 at 7PM. [Smithsonian]
* Since we can’t think of anything else, we’ll recommend Work Out, a TV show we’ve never heard of. “Jackie finally calls it quits with Mimi and then throws a party at which she winds up drunkenly offending one of her trainers.” Have fun! [WP]