Rumors On The Internets: The Admirals Orientation Booklet Musclebound Specimen Said
* Justice Department functionary fears being "scootered," pleads the fith. [ Above the Law ]
* Army recruiter's racist homophobic rants made hilarious by use of caps lock. [ Pandagon ]
* John Conyers can buy and sell you. [ After Downing Street ]
* Vast majority of government business done over Hotmail since "whitehouse.gov" addresses make it harder to the get at the Cialis and Ambien. [ War and Piece ]
* Mormons abandon support of Iraq war. What's next, drinking coffee? [ Passport ]
* Entire Conservative Union board quits after appointing Tom DeLay to itself, but that might just be the chron talking. [ Chron ]