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Orange-headed multi-millionaire Lou Dobbs of Space.com fame has already saved Americans from the Mexican Menace and returned manufacturing jobs, good education, middle-class salaries and patriotic dignity to a nation that was basically a 49-year-old obese Wal-Mart part-timer just months ago. What can Dobbs do next? Apparently he’s moving the border, the revived Middle Class and even some party-time “drug issues” to Mississippi and Washington, simultaneously!

And to think people doubted Lou when he said he could make millions of hard-working Mexicans literally disappear with a blink of his beady little eyes!

Lou Dobbs Tonight [CNN]
Earlier: Lou Dobbs Smart Enough To Rid This Nation Of Mexicans