Hot Alaska Guv Actually Just a Snow Dwarf

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Turns out basketball-playing beauty queen Sarah Palin is not America’s Hottest Governor, because she’s actually an ice hobbit of some kind, as proven by this Official Government Photograph.

Fairbanks Ice Carving [Governor Sarah Palin]
Earlier: GILF Update: Gov. Sarah Palin As Miss Wasilla

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