Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Nancy Boyda uses vomiting to get closer to hunky firefighters … Chuck Grassley has boring accident. [Roll Call]
* Yeas and Nays: Newt Gingrich shills for shitty Australian beer … Senators enjoy narco-terrorist bananas. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Barbara Lee and Raul Grijalva harness the power of hip-hop … Terry McAuliffe has lots of frequent flier miles. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Planes safe from terrorism, as convicted felon Scooter Libby is sticking to Amtrak. [WP]
* Page Six: Judith Miller spotted dining with the owner of the New York Daily News. [NYP]
* Washington Whispers: Hillary Clinton considers asking daughter Chelsea to serve as First Lady … Secret Service excited about letting losing candidates fend for themselves. [USN&WR]