Remember this anti-Bush protester? Well, she has a story to tell! First of all, don’t call her “Naked Brazilian Protest Gal.” Let’s treat her with dignity and respect. She is a 25-year-old model named Janaína Bueno, which means “Hot gal named something like Jana.” But what about her message?
* “I didn’t want anybody to see my body. Only Bush.”
* She was not naked, because she wore a “micro panty.”
* The cop totally made her take off the flag, and then gave her a ticket for indecent exposure. But isn’t this how all Brazilians dress every day, according to the film classic Blame It On Rio?
* “She also said that she hated Bush because she could not get a Visa to enter the United States.” Just wait until Wonkette’s president, baby. We will give you like seven visas, and make you anchor of CNN American Morning With Kyra Phillips.