Rumors On the Internets: When You Reach Rant Bottom
* Justice Department tries to whack a wise guy to save Rudy and Hillary's reputations. [ HuffPo ]
* Rich white assholes suspect John McCain might be "tainted, perhaps beyond repair." [ Club for Growth (PDF) ]
* Second Iranian agent forsakes his homeland for burgers, baseball and big fake titties. [ Newsmax ]
* Congressman Mike Doyle thinks Pitchfork Media is the hipster equivalent of Fox News. [ Tech Dirt ]
* Bush edging ever closer to the all-time record for futility. [ Political Arithmetik ]
* So, you say you never ever want to get laid? [ Political Insider ]
* Fred Thompson's new running mate is the other guy from Law & Order . Betcha didn't see that coming. [ Hotline on Call ]
* Hurry! Only one day left to get your application in to spend the summer flip-flopping around the Hill and blowing Howard Dean. [ Democrats.org ]
* Dennis Miller is hosting Rudy's fundraiser tonight, so, like with dinner, laugh before you go. [ Suitably Flip ]