Daily Briefing: Eyes Roll, Heads Fine
*Alberto Gonzalesis pretty sure his only "mistake" was not squashing dissenting attorneys beneath his ostrich skin boot heel. [ WP , NYT , WSJ , LAT ]
* Iraq withdrawal "showdown" starts today in Senate, Republicans confident that, "President Bush is still popular and his Iraq strategy is popular." [ WP , NYT ]
* 9/11 security reforms passed by Senate yesterday face White House veto on grounds that TSA employees must have only one (1) pot to piss in, no more. [ WP , NYT ]
* Democrats on the lookout for $800 billion to cover, you know, "a health-insurance program for children, public education, veterans' health care and local police." [ WP , NYT ]
* Your buddy with the really hot condo is killing the economy. [ WP , LAT ]
* Pretend like you haven't heard this one before: DC voting rights bills starts in House. [ WP ]