Spend Only Genuine Godless Coins on Your Satanic Vending Machine Fare

 

Where's your god now? - WonketteHey did you know that there are BRAND NEW DOLLAR COINS? With PRESIDENTS on them? Yes?

But did you know that they are tools of Satan?

An unknown number of new George Washington dollar coins were mistakenly struck without their edge inscriptions, including “In God We Trust,” and are fetching around $50 apiece online.

So go pick one up on eBay and pretend you live in America before the red scare. Play quarters while reciting the old socialist version of the pledge of allegiance! And make sure to indoctrinate your neighbors kids!

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