Daily Briefing: Do Not Pass Go
* Jury sheds no tears forScooter. [ WP , NYT ]
* And if he pulls up next toPresident Bushat a red light, it won't be to ask for Grey Poupon. [ LAT ]
* Americans still askingDick Cheney, "Where you at, big dawg?" [ NYT ]
*Bob Dole'slong experience nipping and tucking combined withDonna Shalala'sability to crush the spirits of low wage workers will make them the perfect Walter Reed study super-duo. [ WP , NYT ]
* Fired US Attorneys should count their lucky stars the "threats" they faced weren't knocked-out kneecaps or cement shoes. [ WP , LAT ]
*Steny Hoyerso bored with Iraq funding debate he can't think of anything but those delishus Dunkin Munchkins. [ NYT ]
* Grassroots group pesters the FCC on transfer of power to "big media." [ WSJ ]
* If the Pentagon can't sell airplanes to Iran then government employees can't invest there either, it's only fair. [ USAT ]