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IRAQ  5:48 pm March 6, 2007

Pentagon Introduces New Vomit Ray

by Ken Layne

'You drive. I think there's something wrong with me. ' - WonketteThe problem with today’s world is you’ve never got enough interrogators to torture everybody, because there are so many freakin’ people! Luckily, mad scientists at the Pentagon are developing a new Vomit Ray Gun that makes people so nauseous that they fall over and puke.

This magical weapon can shoot through walls and buildings to make the people inside all crazy sick to their stomachs, and then they’re on the floor just gushing vomit.

Of course, we do that every day just from reading the Washington news, so this weapon is basically redundant.

Navy Researching Vomit Beam [Danger Room]

Hola wonkerados.

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