Metro Section: Zero in 2007

* Not dirty, not smelly, not fat, not dork, only fucked his wife 3 times in 2006, mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. [CL]
* Interview with the owner of Junction. [Pandahead]
* Shamrockfest this Saturday at RFK. [Yeah, So I’m …]
* Applying Kurt Vonnegut to the Adams Morgan establishment, Nolans. [why.i.hate.dc]

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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