Wonkette

* Mike Huckabee’s overextended metaphor is charmingly revealing to people who don’t use the oven to heat their apartments. [Newsweek]
* If politically correct means “not being an asshole,” then there is one funny thing about Bill Maher’s show. [Pandagon]
* McCain online campaign event too boring to waste the two clicks. [techPresident]
* Newt Gingrich really likes Chuck Schumer’s book. [Freakonomics]
* Walter Reed doctors still using pirate-era technology. [C&L]
* Sister’s boyfriend’s buddy’s cousin heard from a soldier at Ft. Stewart that they’re deploying to Iran any second now. [TAPPED]