• May 26, 2012
JOHN EDWARDS

March 2, 2007

Feces-Spewing Obscenity Sickens 150 Hotel Guests

by Ken Layne  

First it attacked John Edwards’ virtual computer-world campaign headquarters, and now the Feces-Spewing Obscenity has sickened 150 people at the Hyatt Regency Crystal City. According to the Centers for Disease Control, the official name for the monster is “Norovirus.”

You get it from ingesting feces and vomit, so it’s very common around the Capitol and National Airport — the Hyatt employees all got it, too, according to WTOP. There is no cure, etc. But the symptoms include lots of vomiting and diarrhea!

Norovirus closes Washington-area hotel [AP]
Norovirus Sickens 150 at Crystal City Hyatt [WTOP]

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