Rumors On The Internets: Not Heaven, Not Iowa Either

* In New Zealand, even pizza joints are great at producing media spectacles. [National Business Review]
* Politico takes the moral high ground on Anna Nicole reporting, against their better judgment. [DCeiver]
* Barack owes his election to more than just orgies and freaky alien cosplay. [TBogg]
* A little resource for ridicule, ready and waiting for Jowly Joe to switch parties. [The Horse's Mouth]
* Next person that comments on how good looking a Presidential candidate is, has to blow him. [Echidne of the Snakes]
* Guy in a Bush mask goes cruisin’ for a bruisin’ or attention from anyone at all. [The New Editor]