SCANDAL  4:30 pm February 23, 2007

BREAKING: DOES OBAMA HAVE AN ISLAMIST HAIRCUT?

by Alex Pareene

Following up on this morning’s shocking RED-EYE HAIRCUTGATE, Ben Smith called Obama’s barber, who confirmed that Barack Obama did, indeed, get a haircut while his staff was busy trashing Hillary Clinton against his wishes, or something. But what else did we learn about the mysterious Barry Hussein?

I spoke this morning to Abdul Karim Shakir, the owner of the Hyde Park Hair Salon where Obama gets his hair cut.

Does that sound like the name of a barber you’d trust your children with? Or the barber of a man who is always plotting against us?

How well do we really know Barack Osama?

Learn more about Obama’s secret Islamist barbershop in the next issue of INSIGHT Magazine.

Obama’s Barber Speaks [Politico]

Hola wonkerados.

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