Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Goes to Spin Alley

A game Ken Mehlman fields the question, “If George Bush took a dump on stage tonight, how would you spin that? Would you say, ‘The President looked comfortable up there?’” These and many other highlights (“Can you spin a woman into thinking you don’t look gross in the shower?” “If you’re going to be anti gay marriage, you’re going to have to take that pole out of your ass.”) from Triumph’s trip to Spin Alley, a.k.a. “Poop Valhalla.”

Poop Valhalla [I'm Just Sayin']

UPDATE: You broke his blog. Some mirrors:

• Rooftop Report
• WahooBudd