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JOE BIDEN

While You Were Sleeping Honoring the Presidents

Today we honor this dude. - WonketteHappy three-day weekend! Here’s what’s going on, in case you’re one of those idiots dumb enough to be at work today:* George Washington Resigned!
* All the critics love WALNUTS in Iowa.
* NASCAR got even gayer.
* Scrotum!
* Robot cars will enslave us all.
* Joe Biden: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!


12:15 PM on Mon February 19 2007
By Alex Pareene
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