Wonkette

For those without TiVo, someone’s archived last night’s Daily Show in tiny Quicktime format, so that we can all watch Jon Stewart at his actual size. Just like Whitney Houston does whenever she collapses on stage, Stewart blames “dehydration” for his Crossfire appearance. We understand all too well — but that’s why the baby Jesus invented mixers, buddy.
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