Wonkette

* If any Walnuts is gonna run for President, Arizona wants it to be Private Citizen Walnuts. [The Real McCain]
* Nancy Pelosi accused of copyright infringement for posting C-SPAN videos of herself talking, on her blog. Meta. [Instapundit]
* Terrorist Congressman calls police on fellow member trying to hot-box his office. [Think Progress]
* Tehran’s fashionistas wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a Persian or Jewish nose. [Political Pit Bull]
* Wall Streeters pressed into raising money for Giuliani consider a bikini car wash. [Political Insider]
* Air Force Officer with a porno-sounding name discharged for appearing in porno. [Outside the Beltway]
* Iraq veteran amputees reject déclassé prosthetics in favor of regrowing limbs with … wait for it … stem cells. [Blue Marble]