Gossip Roundup: Love is the Drug
Reposted late due to technical error -- sue us.
*Heard on the Hill: John Boehneris a big ol' crybaby... Former Rep.Major Owenswrote a rap aboutJuanita Millender-McDonald... During aBushphoto-op at the YMCA yesterday, the Prez told a little kid holding up a peace sign to "put your hands down." [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Bill and Janet Langhart Cohenhave a new book about how their marriage is so awesome and perfect and great and you're a total lonely loser HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY... The Smithsonian has agreed to allowOllie Northto commandeer the Enola Gay and fly in into Nicaragua, or something. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Soviet spyRobert HanssendislikedHillary Clintonbecause she wore pants... The Arena Stage is holding a benefit in which members of congress will do funny skits. [ Examiner ]
*The Sleuth: Joe Bidenwill be fucking his wife tonight. DittoMitt Romney. [ WP ]
*Shenanigans: What are pols doing on Valentine's Day? Most of them will be working late, then going home alone. They claim. [Politico ]