Rumors On The Internets: An Intuitive Process
* Malkin gets a scalp ... of some official campaign blogger ... two years before anyone could possibly give a shit. [ Navel of the Internet ]
* The 27-page "weirdness report" on Rudy Giuliani leaves readers with a lingering sense of, "yea, obv." [ The Smoking Gun ]
* Who wants to see pictures of John Boehner crying? [ Think Progress ]
* Blogger rips venerable news magazine over reporting practices, universe remains unexploded. [ Horse's Mouth ]
* Osama's dead! No, not the one you're voting for next year -- the other one. [ Captain's Quarters ]
* Iranian bombs now available with custom engraved gift messages. [ TPM Muckracker ]
* The "Weekly Worst in [Walnuts], because you're just too darn busy to keep up with every McCain flip-flop, sell out or new principle." [ The Real McCain ]
* Don't forget your nemesis Valentine cards! [ Rising Hegemon ]