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Press Releases We Wish We Hadn’t Read: One in an Occasional Series

raylaura.jpgWhat we learned:* Rachael thinks Laura is very pretty.
* Very, very pretty.
* Also, her daughters are pretty!
* They have a lot in common, Rachael and Laura!
* Heart disease = bad!
* Laura and George will be having Valentine’s Day dinner in “The Red Room.” Hasn’t anyone told Laura that you can’t smoke in the Black Cat anymore?


12:19 PM on Mon February 12 2007
By Alex Pareene
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