Rumors On The Internets: Put 'Em On Da Marble Ceiling
* Nancy Pelosi's mothering powers are so great she can excrete children at will. [ Comedy Central Insider ]
* Media coverage of Anna Nicole as lop-sided as she was. [ Think Progress ]
* Jack Cafferty takes a hack dig at Wolf, who by now has surely come up with something witty he could have said. [ Passport ]
* Cheney's office now exists as a "super branch" outside the Governmental space-time continuum. [ The Carpetbagger Report ]
* Marky Mark Warner won't gun for Johnny John Warner's Senate seat, may go for VA governor spot, again. [ Vivian Paige ]
* Lots more Republican scandals on the way, don't change that URL! [ The Blotter ]