Metro Section: Just The Blades, Please

* Mardi Gras Ball weekend in DC. [hear and now]
* Chocolate and Dessert Wine tasting at Pearmund Cellars in Broad Run, VA. [Eat.Drink.DC]
* Free bike and size-9 roller blades. [CL]
* WSC Sauna MC: “You were the black guy with the tattoo on your upper back and a hard-on … I was the white guy without the tattoo … I moved to the corner and we made eye contact while listening to ‘i will always love you.'” [CL]
* After work fuck and suck party – m4m – 48 (just off 395 near pentagon) [CL]

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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