Wonkette

* Columbia Heights is getting a Dunkin Donuts and a Starbucks, eventually drunk douchebags on weekends. [Prince of Petworth]
* Bikes for the World is looking for someone to manage their youth bike program in Rockville. You know, in case you owe someone some community service. [Democracy in Action]
* You can still get a romancey Valentine’s Day reservation. [The DC Concierge]
* DC Flamenco Festival begins tonight with professionals offering to press their cooters against yours. [DCist]
* Luxury hotel coming to 14th & P Streets, NW. [Logan Circle News]