Metro Section: Fleet Feet
* Sandra Day O'Connor & Scooter Libby spotted at Tabbard Inn. [ Prince pf Petworth ]
* A new zone map even your parents will understand. [ The Land of JD ]
* Metro escalators "broken" because you're a little too "fat" for Mayor Fenty. [ Good at Drinking, Bad at Life ]
* Neighborhood booty-call MeetUp Groups. [ Petworth News ]
* Gawker? I don't even know her. [ Panda Head ]
* Roosh makes women, Verizon do what he says, bitch. [ Roosh V ]