Wonkette

* Making dumb art with your ex’s emails and getting sued. [DC Art News]
* TJ’s. [Lemon Gloria]
* “When you placed your order last Sunday for a total of four bottles to ship to Washington DC, I didn’t realize at the time that DC has a shipping restriction whereby we can only ship one bottle per month to an address. Therefore, we cannot ship your order from Ridge.” [Cut DC Taxes]
* Delicious Tastee Diner only slightly diminished by otherwise generic development in Silver Spring. [Silver Spring Daily Photo]
* “What’s worse, it suggests history.” [Grierson Huffman]