Rumors On The Internets: Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the International Committee
* Start practicing your draft card burning now -- troop surge may include 48,000 new soldiers. [ DefenseTech ]
* All the Oscars and Nobel prizes in the world can't stop Al Gore from crying himself to sleep about the one that got away. [ MoJo ]
* Fuck it, nevermind: Limbaugh's up for a Nobel too. [ Think Progress ]
* If you love Jesus, you hate Alexandra Pelosi. It just has to be that way. [ Pandagon ]
* Luckily, mom has access to some armor-plated transport. Because if there's one thing about bible belts, it's that they usually have guns on them. [ Captain's Quarters ]
* Joe Biden is a racist marketing genius. [ The Carpetbagger Report ]
* Barack Obama's so open minded he even hires staffers who maxed out their contributions to Bush in 2004. [ The Politico ]
* Judith Miller had to go to jail all by her lonesome thanks to... Jason Blair. [ Radar ]