Rumors On The Internets: J-E-S-U-S

* Admiral Fallon is in the same secret society of dick-tongued orators as Bush, Chertoff. [1115]
* South Carolina makes Mitt Romney prove his Christyness. [Election Central]
* Bill O’Reilly graciously limits himself to two Sean Penn slanders per night. [Media Matters]
* Barack Obama proves his wonk chops, likes his salmon steaks. [Newsweek]
* And hates Fox news. [The Sleuth]
* Disgraced former congressman you’ve already forgotten about, Bob Ney, pays $2K a month for sex, from his wife. [TPM Muckraker]
* From the pursed lips of Steve Forbes comes a bribe-based solution to violence in Iraq. [Buzzmachine]