Wonkette

* EPA and OSHA now dummy fronts for White House policies. [NYT]
* John Kerry and Christopher Dodd have a fire in the belly from the death of the only American soldier in Iraq that was willing to talk to them. [WP]
* President Bush: “I’m not that good at pronouncing words.” [WP]
* Ari Fleischer reminds us how much we miss him, gives testimony that conflicts with Scooter’s sworn statement. [NYT, LAT]
* Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the bizarro world Bush. [WSJ]
* Ben Bernanke’s all up in your city, not doing shit. [NYT]
* Swiss cheese border with Mexico won’t become muenster anytime soon. [LAT]