Rumors On The Internets: Narcoleptic Narcissists
* It wasn't just Walnuts -- half the Senate was passed out in their seats during SOTU. [ David All ]
* New blog is dedicated to the nut-mouthed wonder. [ The Real McCain ]
* Barack Obama has more MySpace friends than any other candidate. Barack Obama's MySpace friends are just as retarded as every other candidate. [ Personal Democracy ]
* Dick Cheney always sees, "the glass half full ... of poison!" [ Think Progress ]
* Brainless Hill staffers are easy to find. This soulless group took some digging. [ TPM Muckracker ]
* Nebraska's new "terror-free" gas station is the redneck equivalent of your hybrid. [ Passport ]
* John Edwards tells Jason DeParle, "That's not a house -- this is a house." [ Carolina Journal ]