Wonkette

* It wasn’t just Walnuts — half the Senate was passed out in their seats during SOTU. [David All]
* New blog is dedicated to the nut-mouthed wonder. [The Real McCain]
* Barack Obama has more MySpace friends than any other candidate. Barack Obama’s MySpace friends are just as retarded as every other candidate. [Personal Democracy]
* Dick Cheney always sees, “the glass half full … of poison!” [Think Progress]
* Brainless Hill staffers are easy to find. This soulless group took some digging. [TPM Muckracker]
* Nebraska’s new “terror-free” gas station is the redneck equivalent of your hybrid. [Passport]
* John Edwards tells Jason DeParle, “That’s not a house — this is a house.” [Carolina Journal]