Bachmann Turner Overdrive: Presidential Porn Pix

Oh my god, she's EATING him ... - Wonkette
It just gets worse. Maybe this is why Bush is always covered in welts and boils and whatnot — they’re actually hickeys from Michele “Let’s Make Babies, Baby” Bachmann.

Another horrifying shot, after the jump.


Touch the hem of his garment - Wonkette

Here, the full horror of Michele’s fangs can be seen, as she cruelly pushes aside the old lady who was hoping to be healed by Bush’s unpopularity.

Dump Bachmann
Earlier: No Means No: Michele Bachmann Feels Up the President

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