Metro Section: Casual Encounters
* $350 for 30 minutes of your time. But you gotta know where Loudoun County is. [ CraigsList ]
* Pro-life protesters are fat kids. [ The DC Universe ]
* Dipshit blogs about being a grownup, walking for miles and miles in Paris and Rome. [ A Portable Snack ]
* Metro bitching. [ S in the City ]
* Metro compassion. [ CraigsList ]
* Expert ass "liker." [ CraigsList ]