Wonkette

* Shooting at 5th and M Street. [Life in Mount Vernon Square]
* The real origins of “turbo.” [Media Concepts]
* Please note: muggings must now be referred to as “culture exchanges.” [City Desk]
* Draft of tonight’s Presidential Address. [a blog for the rest of us]
* “Don’t let the terrorists win ladies, go have sex.” [Craigslist]