Here’s a grisly breaking news report: A naked dead construction worker has been found at the bottom of an elevator shaft at the Newseum construction site.
Cops found the guy’s clothes on the roof, and have helpfully said it’s either a suicide or an accident or a homicide or a prank gone wrong.
“Newseum” is a clever combination of “news” and “mausoleum.”
Man Found Dead in Elevator Shaft [AP]
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