This morning, we learned that if you so much as mention that you know where Tucker Carlson lives, he will get you fired. You can imagine how shocked we were to open up the new Washingtonian and see the picture at right. It’s Tucker Carlson’s new house! Posted right there on the Internet for all to see! We’re sure the offices of the Washingtonian will be receiving a visit from an incensed lawyer very soon.
December 9, 2013
Tucker Carlson Update: Washingtonian Next to be Destroyed
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