Metro Section: Bless My Poor Wife

* Free shit on the corner of 11th Street and Penn Ave SE: TV, sewing machine, Reality Bites on VHS. [Craigslist]
* Local stay at home mom develops her own opinion about Nancy Pelosi, much to the horror of blogger husband. Read his “bless your heart, dummy” email to her. [The Conservative Futurist]
* The reason DC is fake fancy. [Countersignature]
* iPhone has made you people very happy. Liveblogging MacWorld. [The Mark Pike]
* Poetry about coughing coworkers. [A Portable Snack]