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So one of the two very similar political parties wins control of the Congress again because overwhelming majorities of Americans are sick of killing U.S. kids in Iraq, welfare-state big-government spending, crippling national debt and deficits, and Republican politicians who strangle their prostitutes and have gay sex with children. But what does it all mean?As this stunning graphic from RedState.com makes clear, it means the vast majority of Americans are Soviet communists who also miraculously lost America’s war in Vietnam 30 years ago while simultaneously fighting World War II, because they’re Japanese.

Democrat-Socialists Take Back Congress [RedState]