Rumors On The Internets: If You Threw a Party
* Harriet Miers looks forward to spending time with her friends Rose, Blanche, and Sophia. [ Think Progress ]
* Some say "improper social ties." Others say, "Oil companies get geeky GS-12s laid in exchange for over-lucrative government mineral rights." [ TPM Muckraker ]
* Charlie Rangel takes his office back from that "son of a bitch" Dick Cheney. [ Raw Story ]
* "By next week we must start preparing the nation and our military for war with Iran." [ Blogs for Bush ]
* 6,000-year-old remains of world's first politician discovered. [ Q and O ]
* CQ in COI! Totally on the take from pro-business CoC! [ The Tortellini ]
* Tonight's list of parties you really want to crash and send us pictures from. [ National Journal ]