Pat Robertson Plotting Nuclear Attack On America

The criminal Jesus Freak who praised the 9/11 attacks as being just what the USA deserved (due to homosexuals and feminists) is now promising his own terror attack on America — and this time, it’s Nuclear.

Dictator-coddling scumbag Pat Robertson told his shrinking audience of mouth-breathing trailer trash that God appeared in a dream and said a major terrorist attack is coming this year, probably nuclear in nature, but who knows for sure. (God is no longer omnipotent and all-knowing, but He still has some connections and hears a lot of gossip. And unlike U.S. intelligence agents, He is fluent in Arabic.)

Luckily, God and Robertson’s accuracy is right up there with Radar Online, so this stuff never actually happens; Pat’s 2005 and 2006 God-approved predictions included a tsunami destroying America’s coasts and Bush successfully ruining Social Security. Ha ha, loser!

Religious Broadcaster Pat Robertson Predicts Horrific Terrorist Attack on U.S. in 2007 [Fox News]

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