Wonkette

* DC sounds like a nice place, except for all the tools. [Metroblogging DC]
* What the hell kind of Capitol Hill newspaper needs a video trailer? We hate the Internet. [DCeiver]
* Vote for DC media person of the year! We’re pretty sure it’s Plan B. [FishbowlDC]
* Federal employees get a four day weekend just ’cause some President died. Lazy fuckers. [Reuters via DCist]