Wonkette

* People in Plano, Texas, aren’t “wildly exercised about sodomy,” because they’re too lazy for exercise. [KausFiles]
* Harry Reid disses dead pretend president’s funeral for South American sexy time. [AP]
* This anti-drug propaganda video may actually make you vomit! [Reason Hit & Run]
* Lawyer who accused Karl Rove of treason dies in usual sketchy “leap from building.” [Kurt Nimmo]
* Brave Eagle photographed flying away with an entire living adult fox, which was eaten alive just moments later. [Snopes]