Rumors On The Internets: Santa Claus Goes Straight To the Ghetto

* Web neocons horrified to discover entire subspecies of ultra-conservative American Jew hates Israel as much as Ahmadinejad. [Ace of Spades]
* In Nigeria, Blood for Oil isn’t just a slogan — it’s a way of life. [Cryptogon]
* Less anti-drug propaganda = Less drug use. More for us! [Reason Hit & Run]
* “HIS BLOATED EYES POPPED FROM HIS HEAD … AND WERE STOLEN BY A THIEF!” [Achewood]
* U.S. southerners breeding rapidly, frightening rest of country. [RedState]
* Apple retail stores outperform Tiffany & Best Buy this Xmas … Amazon’s three best-selling computers are MacBooks … is it happening? [Mac Insider, Amazon]