First, They Came For Our Inert Grenades

inertgrenades.jpgThis Holiday season, the United States Postal Service shit all over American Christians. Apparently, we’re not allowed to mail grenades to Canada anymore.

Effective December 21, 2006, we are revising Mailing Standards of the United States Postal Service, International Mail Manual (IMMr) to reflect the addition of the prohibition of inert and replica munitions such as inert grenades in the Individual Country Listing for Canada.

Canada Post has noted that an increasing number of these items are sent through the postal network. These items impede security procedures and may disrupt Canada Post’s ability to deliver other postal items. Such items found in the mail will be destroyed.

And you laughed at the NRA!

Postal Bulletin 22196 [USPS]

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