Rumors On The Internets: You’re An Old Slut On Junk

* Walnuts McCain promised to kill himself if the GOP lost in November; he’s sadly still alive [The Right's Field]
* Just kidding about the Draft! But even though we’ll never have a Draft, we’re just going to make sure everything’s in place for the Draft. [Prison Planet, Cryptogon]
* Fuck you and your cause, hippie — I’m trying to enjoy the War On Christmas! [The Divine Invasion]
* White Christmas expected in Australia … where’s it’s summer. Suck it, Gore! [Tim Blair]
* The Daily Show hates on Republicans 98% of the time & Democrats 96% of the time. Suck it, Bush! [Reason Hit & Run]
* Japan captures, kills Giant Squid. [Reuters Video]
* Christian church holds Winter Solstice ceremony, Jesus weeps. [Witch Vox]